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Posted on 20th Aug at 6:09 AM, with 120,645 notes

sitcorn:

hey remember that law i forget exactly how it goes but its something along the lines of ‘if you murder someone you go to jail’ whatever happened to that? is that still a thing

Posted on 20th Aug at 6:04 AM, with 133,147 notes

britney2007spears:

yes, i am a hipster :-), have you heard of lana del rey?? probably not.

Posted on 20th Aug at 3:00 AM, with 7,391 notes

unsuccessfulmetalbenders:

drakes dad: *calls drake*

drake: hello?

drakes dad: son, i saw it

drake: saw what

drakes dad: dont play that game with someone sent it to me on instantgraham

drake: oh…..

drakes dad: be honest with me about 1 thing

drake: what?

drakes dad: …..did you nut

Posted on 20th Aug at 12:54 AM, with 10,040 notes

mstronbonne:

kurawpika:

Drake during the scene in anaconda 

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i was just think about this. i’m hacking and choking.

Posted on 20th Aug at 12:54 AM, with 3,480 notes

weloveshortvideos:

That’s not how it goes.

Vine by Harmony Smith

Posted on 20th Aug at 12:17 AM, with 252 notes
me when i'm high
mom: hi
me: high
me: i mean hi
me: wait
mom:
me:
Posted on 20th Aug at 12:04 AM, with 68,626 notes
yahooanswerswtf:

This is why we need sex education
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yahooanswerswtf:

This is why we need sex education

Posted on 20th Aug at 12:03 AM, with 392,369 notes
callmeoutis:


iamtwip:

grreenleaf:

wastelandbabe:

grreenleaf:

look a t my  fucking hair its ? mess

wait wtf that’s my face
wtf you have my face






the parent trap: modern au

callmeoutis:

iamtwip:

grreenleaf:

wastelandbabe:

grreenleaf:

look a t my  fucking hair its ? mess

wait wtf that’s my face

wtf you have my face

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the parent trap: modern au

Posted on 20th Aug at 12:01 AM, with 13,305 notes

shisnojon:

hi:

how to figure out if you have the perfect roommate..

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you mention something about pokémon

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then this happens

WE INTERRUPT THIS SHITTY POST FOR BREAKING NEWS FROM MY CHEST

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DAMN THOSE NIPPLE HAIRS ARE LONG IS THAT NORMAL

Posted on 19th Aug at 11:36 PM, with 251,600 notes

fairhies:

If I reply with “oh” I either don’t give a fuck or I feel like i’ve been punched in the throat

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